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Shia LaBeouf Ass Kicked On Vancouver Sidewalk (Video)

Shia LaBeouf was repeatedly PUNCHED IN THE HEAD by a shirtless, hairy-bellied man on a Vancouver sidewalk last week -- there was footage obtained of the brutal ass whooping.

It's unclear exactly what provoked the attack -- but we're told Shia originally got into it with the man inside a bar called Cinema Public House ... and after security kicked them both out, the man tore off his shirt and unleashed the fury all over Shia's face. "Thats what she said

Moments after the attack, Shia tries to chase after the guy -- but someone who appears to be his friend holds him back, telling him, "You gotta lay low right now!"

People confirms ... Shia has been a regular at the place since he's been in town to shoot "The Company You Keep."

Prank Calls

So the other day we are driving by the corner store at the end of my street and i see a bunch of Hydro guys with trucks doing work on the otherside of the street. Lastnight I was goofing around and found a YOUR POWER WILL BE OUT on PRANKDIAL.COM I found the number for the store and the caller id if they had it would show the power place for the city I live in and her she is........

Another one from PRANKDIAL.COM 

I did this to my cousin after I found his cell number on Facebook.

 

Jack Osbourne is About To Be A Father, Grandpa Ozzy?

 

The youngest Osbourne child announced that he and fiancee Lisa Stelly, who he announced his engagement to just weeks ago, have their first child on the way.

“My life is absolutely insane right now… I guess technically I do have something to tell you. I’m about to be a father,” Jack said during an appearance with his parents, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne

The onetime reality star warned that his adventures in fatherhood would not be captured for the small screen.

“I’m excited. I’m a little nervous, but I’m excited. It’s going to be fun,” the 25-year-old explained. “I’m not going to do a reality show though.”

Ozzy appeared to be overjoyed saying “I’m in shock, I think it’s fabulous.”

Sharon also shared her excitement about becoming a grandmother.

“I’m happy because it’s what Jack wants, so I’m happy,” she said. “And I’ve always wanted to be a grandma, so it couldn’t be better.”

Sister Kelly took to Twitter after the baby news was announced, Tweeting, “been waiting 2 say this for so long im the happiest girl in the world im going to be an auntie!”

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Thats Phucked! Reaction to the BME Pain Olympics

My buddy Tj told me about something called the BME Pain Olympics so I thought why not watch it and film my Reaction.

Here the link if you would like to watch it for yourself but I would advise not doing that http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/01/BME-Pain-Olympics.aspx