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Saturday, April 30, 2011

It's a Troll

These Movie are so Random and So messed up
Troll 2 is said to me one of the worst movies ever made

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Strong Wind Uproots Large Tree

At around 3:00pm Thursday afternoon a Large Tree ia couple of  apartment complexs down from me was Uprooted by Strong Winds. Wednesday night there was a Tornado warning issued do to a severe thunderstorm was in my area.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

80's Horror

I have to laugh when I look back at the Horror movie that where made back in the 80's. Filmmakers tried using every possible thing/object and turn in into something scary. I once seen a preview for a Horror movie about a bed that killed people. A bed!, come on people a BED you got to be kidding me. Before I go knocking 80's Horror there are classic Films like Nightmare on Elm street and Friday the 13th, Chucky, LeatherFace, Hellraiser but there are shit films. The first one that comes to mind is this one about a this dude that has his twin brother cut of the side of his body and keeps him in a basket and he kills people for his brother to eat or something like that. Weird I know I seen the trailer and it had a bit of humor and horror. The worst of it is that it spawned to more films and BASKETCASE 3 is the worst of all

There are others that are just as bad, Take STREET TRASH for instants is about this liqur store owner who finds a case of Booze called Viper behind a wall in his store from years and years ago and he sells it to his Hobo customers for $1 , When they drink it it turns there body's into melting ooze that's blue and green and a bunch of other colors it's so gross. You wonder how company's got the money to make such pieces of shit

These 80s Horror films are the types of movies Hollywood should be doing remakes of. Take shit movies and make then better instead of taking good films and making them crapper.

Fast Food Lasagna - Epic Meal Time

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper : The 3rd.....TURD

I have talked about shitting other places then home we have talked about shitting in public bathrooms & we have talked about plugging toilets. Now I would like to take a moment to thank the man who invented the Toilet Brush, If it was not for you kind sir I would be painting every Shitter I used Brown or Green depending if I was sick or not.

Be honest how many times have you went to drop of some timber and once the damage is done you flush look into the bowl and there is most defiantly evidence that you Sir took a dump/Poop. Most times if it's a public toilet I don't really give a shit and all just walk away from the aftermath, But if I'm at a friends all reach over and grab there "Most Times" gross ass toilet brush  and clean up the mess. I have never had to deal with someone not having one but I would not just leave the mess I would figure a way to get that bowl pearly white again.

Someone tweeted the other day the difference between when me and my wife is when we clean the bathroom she uses cleaners, gloves and brushes and I on the other hand just aim and piss really hard hoping to blast the shit stains off.

Now that all you guys have heard all my rants and crazy Bathroom story's , Do you have any crazy sh!t tales you feel like sharing with the world? If so feel free to leave them in the comment section below.

Read my first 2 entry's in the Tales of the Sh!t keeper

 Tales From The Sh!t Keeper

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper : PART DEUX 

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

I Peed Beside Fred Penner

Fred Penner is a Canadian children's entertainer who is known for His television show, Fred Penner's Place that aired on the CBC from 1985 to 1997

When I was a little kid I lived in Carman, Manitoba, A town so small that if you blinked you would miss it. While I was in elementary school we did this Week where we did not watch T.V and the persons who went the longest where rewarded prizes. I won a book :)  Fred Penner came to perform at the end of the week. Before the show started I went to the bathroom to pee and while I was in there Fred Penner came in behind me and peed right beside me at the urinal. For a kid that was so cool to be so close to a famous childhood Icon. After we washed are hands The concert started, Myself along with a few others where called on stage to sing "The Cat Came Back" it was awesome. All never forget that moment for as long as I live

Monday, April 11, 2011

I met Comedian Gerry Dee

Gerry Dee is from Scarborough, Ontario Prior to his comic career, he was a physical education teacher and hockey coach at De La Salle College  in Toronto a private co-ed high school in Toronto.

Dee might be best known for placing third on the fifth season of last comic standing. Gerry Dee had tried out for Last Comic Standing during the second and fourth seasons, but never advanced to the finals.

He missed the birth of his daughter while appearing on the show.He has already had his own comedy special on The Comedy Network in Canada, appeared on the Comedy Network special "The Nubian Disciples", and performed at the world famous Montreal Just for Laughs International Comedy Festival, having his segment aired on Just For Laughs. He has appeared in television commercials and has performed at many comedy clubs, including Just For Laughs and Yuk Yuks. Dee also had a role in the minor hit Trailer Park Boys: The Movie where he played the role of Donny.

 I got to go see him at the Brockville Arts Centre I laughed my fucking ass off, There was this french couple on my right and they did not laugh at all it was weird. I laughed so loud, People must have thought I was a weirdo. I also got to meet him/Shake hands after the show, I got an autograph. I hated that I did not bring my Camera. After I got a hold of my wife it took her forever to pick me up cause I don't drive. I was freezing my ass off. He came out and jumped in a Cab. I wanted to say something to him but I figured it would be weird to yell at him while he is getting to a cab in the freezing weather. I kept the stub that he signed that night.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

HomeMade Tattoo Fail

I always liked this picture of Ozzy where he is Sitting on the Shitter and he has Smiley faces Tattooed on both of his knees. So onetime when I was drunk I used a needle from a sewing kit and a beer cap to hold Indian ink and started to try and give my self a Tattoo......

You can't see it good in this photo but it's there and there for life


Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Unruly 8-year-old Pepper Sprayed by Police

An 8-year-old boy was pepper sprayed by police officers in Colorado after the boy became unruly at school. How young is too young to get pepper sprayed? Police say they felt threatened

At first glance, Aidan Elliott appears to be an energetic kid.

But it was his behavior in the classroom that led to him being handcuffed and pepper sprayed.
Police say their actions were necessary due to Aidan's threats. Aidan told police and teachers he would kill them, and Aidan doesn't deny it. "I said, 'I'm going to kill you once you get out of that room,'" he said. The incident began in Aidan's class - a class for children with behavioral problems. They say the second grader was spitting, throwing chairs and threatening his classmates and teachers with a piece of broken wood.

Police arrived and decided to pepper spray the boy. Aidan's mother says police used excessive force on her son and blames his school for his behavior. "It doesn't happen with babysitters, family members, it's only at school," Mandy Elliott said in an interview on "Good Morning America."

His school says if Aidan improves his behavior, he is welcome to return.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Sunday, April 3, 2011

WHAT the HELL is this?

I was not looking for this but I found it

& now I handing it to you

Be sure to show your friends

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Ze Blog

Hey, I just wanted to ask the few people who do read my blog what they want to see. I mean I post a lot of different things that I like but what do you guys like & what do you want to read about?  Is there anything about my Blog you don't like. Please let me know in the comment section.

I'm also going to do a little self promotion here....

If any of you are on Youtube or just spend hours like I do looking at random videos, Be sure to check me out

I'm also a BIG Tweeter so if you are on Twitter you can follow me

Thanks again for reading and leaving comments, I really like getting feedback