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Monday, December 12, 2011

"Pooped in a load of laundry"

Can you imagine hating your neighbor so much and you live in a building where you share the Laundry Room that everytime when he puts his clothes in the dryer you run in when he leaves and shit on/in them.

Let that HEAT UP for an hour on your favorite Jeans. HA!

If you can Slap a Hooker.....

Sunday, December 11, 2011

lindsaylohan's Playboy spread

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year

I would like to take this time and thank everyone out there in the interwed who supports me in what ever way they do ether it be Twitter or Youtube. I appreciate it that people from all around the world can see something I post and have a little Laugh. I want to that everyone that Follows my Blog. Sorry I have not been posting. I would also like to remind people of how you can reach me in cyberspace.

 on Twitter

on YouTube

Saturday, December 3, 2011

It's been awhile

Holy hell it has been sometime since I posted a blog I have just been busy with work and when I'm not working I'm sleeping and when I'm not sleeping I'm doing other things. The holidays are here are any of my readers planning to visit family? I'm working until the 15th of December then my taking a 3 week vacation to visit family in the Great White North. It should be fun and plus it will late me have a break from non stop busting my ass off all week for barely and $$$$. I'm going to try and start posting more Blogs but like I said I'm a very Busy man. The best way to see whats going on with me is to check out my Twitter

I found this online and had to post it....

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Shia LaBeouf Ass Kicked On Vancouver Sidewalk (Video)

Shia LaBeouf was repeatedly PUNCHED IN THE HEAD by a shirtless, hairy-bellied man on a Vancouver sidewalk last week -- there was footage obtained of the brutal ass whooping.

It's unclear exactly what provoked the attack -- but we're told Shia originally got into it with the man inside a bar called Cinema Public House ... and after security kicked them both out, the man tore off his shirt and unleashed the fury all over Shia's face. "Thats what she said

Moments after the attack, Shia tries to chase after the guy -- but someone who appears to be his friend holds him back, telling him, "You gotta lay low right now!"

People confirms ... Shia has been a regular at the place since he's been in town to shoot "The Company You Keep."

Friday, October 14, 2011

Prank Calls

So the other day we are driving by the corner store at the end of my street and i see a bunch of Hydro guys with trucks doing work on the otherside of the street. Lastnight I was goofing around and found a YOUR POWER WILL BE OUT on PRANKDIAL.COM I found the number for the store and the caller id if they had it would show the power place for the city I live in and her she is........

Another one from PRANKDIAL.COM 

I did this to my cousin after I found his cell number on Facebook.


Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Jack Osbourne is About To Be A Father, Grandpa Ozzy?


The youngest Osbourne child announced that he and fiancee Lisa Stelly, who he announced his engagement to just weeks ago, have their first child on the way.

“My life is absolutely insane right now… I guess technically I do have something to tell you. I’m about to be a father,” Jack said during an appearance with his parents, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne

The onetime reality star warned that his adventures in fatherhood would not be captured for the small screen.

“I’m excited. I’m a little nervous, but I’m excited. It’s going to be fun,” the 25-year-old explained. “I’m not going to do a reality show though.”

Ozzy appeared to be overjoyed saying “I’m in shock, I think it’s fabulous.”

Sharon also shared her excitement about becoming a grandmother.

“I’m happy because it’s what Jack wants, so I’m happy,” she said. “And I’ve always wanted to be a grandma, so it couldn’t be better.”

Sister Kelly took to Twitter after the baby news was announced, Tweeting, “been waiting 2 say this for so long im the happiest girl in the world im going to be an auntie!”

Friday, October 7, 2011

How To: Get out of Work

The best way to get out of work or any situation you don't feel like being in.

For more Hilariousness follow me on Twitter:!/Classic_George

Thats Phucked! Reaction to the BME Pain Olympics

My buddy Tj told me about something called the BME Pain Olympics so I thought why not watch it and film my Reaction.

Here the link if you would like to watch it for yourself but I would advise not doing that

Monday, September 19, 2011

2 1/2 Men / Sheen Roast

Car Trouble

So my car I talked about a while back is finally on it's last wounded leg, It's leaking worse then a elderly man with a weak bladder. You should see my parking spot. We have no more long trips on the Beast thats for sure.

My rad leaks do to a long crack.  This is a real photo I submitted Duck tape does not work it just melts, But if you buy TuckTape and put it on when it's hot then your good to go.

The wife and I are going out to see about leasing or buying a new vehicle

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper 5 - Shit Then Shower, Never Shower Then Shit

So if I'm going to take a Shower I always try and have a Poop while the Shower is getting HOT, So when I'm done I just close the lid on the toilet. I don't Flush cause I don't want my shower water to Burn or Freeze me. Get in clean get out dry off and leave the Bathroom. I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE FLOATER and never Flush someone always finds it. GROSS! Also if I'm half way through a shower and a poop comes on I get out shit then get back in.

The worst happened a mouth or so ago. We where at my mother-in-laws and I didn't that then went away for the weekends. I had to call her and leave a message on the answering machine WARNING her of The Turds. It was so embarrassing.

This is the worst having a shower then going out and while your out you realize you need to poo. FML

Photo of the Day

My Father and a Tiger
 In the 80's

Friday, September 2, 2011

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Would You Eat This Candy?

Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit)

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Monday, August 15, 2011

Nicolas Cage

Did you know that Tim Burton was going to make a SUPER MAN movie in the 90s and Cage was to play Superman, But it never seen the light of day.

I was Watching Nicolas Cage in "Family Man" What ever happened to him he was such a great actor "Con Air" "The Rock" "Match Stick Men" now he sucks "Drive Angry" "Ghost Rider" I feel like he is going down the same path as Charlie Sheen. Get your act together Cage and make another great film like "8mm" "Snake Eyes" or even "Face-Off" You can do it I know you got it in you.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

New Petition To Out Bert And Ernie As Gay

An online petition launched Monday argues that for the sake of children, PBS and Sesame Street should acknowledge that long-term “roommates” Bert and Ernie are gay and allow the Muppets to marry.

According to the petition posted to and promoted on Facebook, if the beloved characters were to disclose the true nature of their relationship, it “would show children and their parents that not only is it acceptable but also teach children that homophobia is wrong, bullying is wrong and that Sesame Street should recognize that there are LGBT relationships, families, and include them in their show.”

The petition, created by Lair Scott, Shane Cowart, Alex Maggs, and Mark Szabo, had more than 250 signatures by Wednesday morning.

Their proposal drew opposition from the New York Daily News which said in an editorial Wednesday that “some stages of life — for example, the years from 2 to 4 — must be walled off from the passions of adults. Already it's absurd that Cookie Monster denigrates cookies as ‘a sometime snack’ and pronounces his zeal also for eating eggplant.”

“The only hands Henson ever intended to go up Ernie's horizontally striped shirt, or Bert's vertically striped one, were human puppeteers,” argued the Daily News about the characters’ late creator, Jim Henson.

Rumors that Bert and Ernie represent a gay couple have long circulated, with the Children’s Television Workshop, now known as Sesame Workshop, issuing formal denials as early as 1993.

“Bert and Ernie, who’ve been on Sesame Street for 25 years, do not portray a gay couple, and there are no plans for them to do so in the future,” said the statement almost 20 years ago. “They are puppets, not humans. Like all the Muppets created for Sesame Street, they were designed to help educate preschoolers. Bert and Ernie are characters who help demonstrate to children that despite their differences, they can be good friends.”

In 1994, Joseph Chambers, a North Carolina preacher, attempted to get the duo banned because of their close living arrangement and “blatantly effeminate characteristics,” saying on a radio show, “If this isn't meant to represent a homosexual union, I can't imagine what it's supposed to represent.”

Whether or not the fictitious characters have a sexual orientation, Bert and Ernie live in a state with a marriage equality law, as Sesame Street takes place in an unidentified New York City neighborhood.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Charlie Harper's Death ... "MEAT Explosion"

I have gotten the real lowdown on how they killed of Charlie Sheens charater Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men.

Harper married Rose -- the neighbor/stalker he flew to Paris with last season -- but things went downhill quickly when she found him in the shower with another woman.

In the episode Rose speaks at the funeral and recounts what happened to Charlie ... saying the day after the shower incident she and Charlie were waiting for a Paris subway when Charlie "slipped" and the subway literally blew him apart in a "meat explosion."

The strong inclination was that Rose pushed him and got away with it.

It seems Chuck Lorre couldn't take his aggressions out on Charlie Sheen, but he did the next best thing by taking it out on Charlie Harper.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Cooking Up Placenta!

Should Obese Children Be Taken from Their Parents?

Do Obese children become Obese adults ?

If a child was grossly malnourished and failing to thrive, would we hesitate, even an instant, in our demands that Children's Aid step in and save there life?

So why would we not do the same for a child who is sickeningly over-nourished and suffering from the life-threatening health problems that are caused by extreme obesity?

Toddler Swallows Ballpoint Pen

X-rays of a two-year-old girl show the faint traces of a 15-centimetre-long pen she swallowed 

Doctors at the Montreal Children's Hospital were able to remove the pen using a rigid esophagoscope, a slim tube with a camera on the end.The girl had accidentally swallowed a full-length, cap-less pen. According to the report, she spit out a small amount of blood but showed no other symptoms. She was first taken to a regional hospital, where a chest X-ray showed that the pen was lodged vertically in her lower esophagus and had partly entered her stomach. She was then transferred to the Montreal Children's Hospital, arriving four hours after swallowing the pen, the report says. After the pen was removed, the girl recovered quickly and was sent home the next day

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Amy Winehouse : Dead at the 27

In tragic news, Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London flat Saturday

While the 27-year-old Back to Black crooner has faced a very public battle with addiction to drugs and alcohol, her cause of death has not yet been revealed.

An ambulance was called to her residence in Camden, North London, at approximately 4 p.m. but were unable to save her.

Janis Joplin. Jimi Hendrix. Jim Morrison. Kurt Cobain where also 27 when they died.

Don't Play No Game That I Can't Win

Beastie Boys


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Evil Dead Remake

An Evil Dead remake in the works

The fairly unknown director Federico Alvarez revealed quite a lot as to where the film was heading and what to expect.  He told a news outlet ”We realize the mistakes not to make. As a fan, he know that he shouldn’t mess with certain elements of the original. And that the movie could not be done ONLY for the fans.

Regarding casting for the film Alvarez states; “..nobody wants to see a celebrity in a remake like this,” He goes on to say that the only recognisable face in the film will be Bruce Campbell, but, it will be a cameo towards the end.

Alvarez’s opportunity came this past February when he presented Sam Raimi with a script which detailed a remake of The Evil Dead, a film that focused more on terrorizing than on humor and with noticeable digital effects. Alvarez mentions that shooting will take place later this year.

  I myself would really like to see Rob Zombie behind the Camera directing

 I feel like he would do an awesome job taking something that was already scary to a whole new level of Horror.

The Song That Never Ends

The Song That Never Ends

 The Complete Lyrics

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...


Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Sharon, Lois & Bram "Skinnamarink"

Sharon, Lois & Bram is the name of a Canadian children's musical trio composed of Sharon (Trostin) Hampson (born March 31, 1943 in Toronto, Ontario), Lois Ada (Goldberg) Lilienstein (born July 10, 1936 in Chicago, Illinois), and Bramwell "Bram" Morrison (born December 18, 1940 in Toronto, Ontario).

During the 1980s, the trio starred in The Elephant Show on CBC. The series was later aired in reruns on the U.S. cable network Nickelodeon, through 1994. Each thirty-minute installment featured episode-length storylines, in addition to songs and sketches, featuring the trio alongside a human-sized elephant puppet and children's entertainer, Eric Nagler. Special guests, which included Fred Penner, Ann Mortifee, Louis Del Grande, Jayne Eastwood, Andrea Martin, The Nylons, Murray McLauchlan, Jan Rubes, Sneezy Waters, The Shuffle Demons, Kate and Anna McGarrigle, and many more, also appeared on each 30 minute episode.

A second series, titled Skinnamarink TV, featured a different format and two new puppet characters. The series ran for 52 episodes on the CBC in Canada and The Learning Channel in the USA from 1997 to 2000

Monday, July 18, 2011

Annihilator - Kraf Dinner


Rebecca Black is Back :(

Rebecca Black (born June 21, 1997) is an American pop singer who gained extensive media attention with her 2011 single "Friday". and now she is back with her new single "My Moment"

Stage COLLAPSES At Cheap Trick Concert in Ottawa

Several people were hospitalized when a severe thunderstorm hit a Cheap Trick concert in Canada Sunday -- sending the stage crashing to the ground ... moments after the band ended their set.

Emergency vehicles rushed to the scene at the Ottawa Bluesfest -- where one man was reportedly treated for life-threatening injuries.  Local news outlets are saying part of the stage broke off and pierced the man's stomach.

As for Cheap Trick, the band had been playing for roughly 20 minutes when the winds came blowing in HARD ... and the band decided to leave the stage ... just in the nick of time.

Moments later, the stage came crashing down ... the band says all of the members escaped unharmed.

Officials have reportedly opened an investigation into the disaster.

Black Sunday - Could Have Her

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Casey Anthony NOT GUILTY! - Where is the Justice For little Caylee?

After less than 11 hours of deliberation, a jury found Casey Anthony not guilty of first-degree murder and the other most serious charges against her in the 2008 death of her 2-year-old daughter.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

No Pike only Musk Rats

I just spent two days fishing with my buddy Brodie out in Nipigon,Ontario Canada. We had a blast fishing. I'm not the greatest at it but Brodie is a pro.

Anyways the story I have to tell is Funny/Sad if your an animal lover. It's about 11 o clock at night it dark out we can only see the water so we are still fishing away trying to catch

a Big Pike (Catch and Release)

Right before we are about to pack up, We see some movement in the water Brodie right way "That's a Fish" he cast out pulls back and gets a hold of it. We get it to shore its dark, like really Dark all we can tell is it's not a PIKE but a rodent of some kind. 

We start walking this mystery creature out towards the light, He thought it was an otter or maybe a beaver I thought it was a possum. The whole time we are going towards the light this thing that is hooked is trying to attack my friend and of course I'm laughing my fucking ass off! We finnally reach the light to found out we caught a fucking...


He is not hurt just the side of his leg is caught in my buddy's hook, We dont want to get bite cause who knows what this thing has. We empty his tackle duffel bag and take turns trying to pin it down just long enough to get the hook out.

What a challenge. The Must Rat finally got himself lose from the Hook and darted off into the trees by the lake. I was still laughing we both where. How does that happen?

That is the most/funniest fucking thing that I have ever been involved in.

Fucking Brodie!

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Train Excrement

20,000 worth of Damage was done by him and his Poop Smearing 
click the image to view whole story  

Man Caught Hiding In Porta-Potty!

Maybe he was just playing Hide & Seek and got REALLY into it

This is actually incredibly disturbing and disgusting! During the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder Colorado, Awoman went to use a portable toilet and found a man hiding in the waste tank below! YUCK! The poor, innocent woman thought maybe someone was stuck so she called over security, but then the man locked himself inside for several minutes until he opened the door and bolted….....

While covered in Feces!
Police are currently on the search for the man, who will be charged with "criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact" when and if he's found.   
According to witnesses, he MAY go by the name Sky, and he's been described in the following way:
"About 20 years old, 6ft 4ins to 6ft 8ins tall, thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark grey sweatpants and no shirt or shoes."
What a gross True Story, That lady must be glad the man didn't lay a Stink finger on her. All she wanted to do was use the bathroom!