Monday, September 19, 2011
Tales From The Sh!t Keeper 5 - Shit Then Shower, Never Shower Then Shit
So if I'm going to take a Shower I always try and have a Poop while the Shower is getting HOT, So when I'm done I just close the lid on the toilet. I don't Flush cause I don't want my shower water to Burn or Freeze me. Get in clean get out dry off and leave the Bathroom. I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE FLOATER and never Flush someone always finds it. GROSS! Also if I'm half way through a shower and a poop comes on I get out shit then get back in.
The worst happened a mouth or so ago. We where at my mother-in-laws and I didn't that then went away for the weekends. I had to call her and leave a message on the answering machine WARNING her of The Turds. It was so embarrassing.
This is the worst having a shower then going out and while your out you realize you need to poo. FML