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Monday, September 19, 2011

2 1/2 Men / Sheen Roast

Car Trouble

So my car I talked about a while back is finally on it's last wounded leg, It's leaking worse then a elderly man with a weak bladder. You should see my parking spot. We have no more long trips on the Beast thats for sure.

My rad leaks do to a long crack.  This is a real photo I submitted Duck tape does not work it just melts, But if you buy TuckTape and put it on when it's hot then your good to go.

The wife and I are going out to see about leasing or buying a new vehicle

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper 5 - Shit Then Shower, Never Shower Then Shit

So if I'm going to take a Shower I always try and have a Poop while the Shower is getting HOT, So when I'm done I just close the lid on the toilet. I don't Flush cause I don't want my shower water to Burn or Freeze me. Get in clean get out dry off and leave the Bathroom. I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE FLOATER and never Flush someone always finds it. GROSS! Also if I'm half way through a shower and a poop comes on I get out shit then get back in.

The worst happened a mouth or so ago. We where at my mother-in-laws and I didn't that then went away for the weekends. I had to call her and leave a message on the answering machine WARNING her of The Turds. It was so embarrassing.

This is the worst having a shower then going out and while your out you realize you need to poo. FML

Photo of the Day

My Father and a Tiger
 In the 80's

Friday, September 2, 2011