Monday, September 19, 2011
Car Trouble
So my car I talked about a while back is finally on it's last wounded leg, It's leaking worse then a elderly man with a weak bladder. You should see my parking spot. We have no more long trips on the Beast thats for sure.
My rad leaks do to a long crack. This is a real photo I submitted toWhiteTrashRepairs.com Duck tape does not work it just melts, But if you buy TuckTape and put it on when it's hot then your good to go.
Tales From The Sh!t Keeper 5 - Shit Then Shower, Never Shower Then Shit
So if I'm going to take a Shower I always try and have a Poop while the Shower is getting HOT, So when I'm done I just close the lid on the toilet. I don't Flush cause I don't want my shower water to Burn or Freeze me. Get in clean get out dry off and leave the Bathroom. I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE FLOATER and never Flush someone always finds it. GROSS! Also if I'm half way through a shower and a poop comes on I get out shit then get back in.
The worst happened a mouth or so ago. We where at my mother-in-laws and I didn't that then went away for the weekends. I had to call her and leave a message on the answering machine WARNING her of The Turds. It was so embarrassing.
This is the worst having a shower then going out and while your out you realize you need to poo. FML
Friday, September 2, 2011
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