Canadian LumberJack

I'm so sore :S

This morning at 5:30 in the am I ventured into the wilderness to Buck Up some Fire wood to get ready for the winter. It would have been alright if I was in shape, But I'm Fat All I really wanted was to hold a Chainsaw and feel like this guy......

I sweat my ass off pulling logs and cutting them up but it was a good workout and I had a good time doing it. I even seen a Mama Bear and her Cub running on the Dirt road it was so cute. The only thing I hated was that The blackflys where fucking insane. Word to the wise if your going into the forest don't use this shit. "DEEP WOOD's OFF" all It did was just drew them to me, I was swiping them away from my Face and Eyeballs for the last hour or so we where out there. While I was cutting wood and loading it in the trailer all I could was keep singing "Canadian LumberJack" by Stompin Tom Conners in my Head.

All I want to do now is Sleep, My body is Wiped!

HELP!

Hey guys I would like again to take this time to thank you all for the support, I love logging in and see more followers and more comments on the stuff I post.........

HELP! is the title because The thing is that I have something like 92 Blogs entry's and I'm only getting comments on the new stuff I write. It would be awesome of you to go back & look/read and comment on some if not all of my older posts.  There all  just as good if not better then the ones I post now.

If you don't I fear I might have to send the women above after you.

GEORGE

Look Before You Poop

Always Look Before You Poop,This could be You!

The Incredible Melting Man (1977 )

"He seems to be getting Stronger as He Melts"

Vivid Dreams #1

I usually don't dream. My wife says I'm a Bullshitter when I say that I don't but its true, I mean I must dream I just dont remember them. So what I'm going to do for now on when I have a Dream that is Vivid I'm going to get it written down......

For my birthday my wife got me tickets to go to a Film convention, So I took a plane from my mom town here in CANADA to California. I was meeting all sorts of Celebrity I even got a Picture with Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamel together, I was so excited because Im a Huge STAR WARS fan, but then something happened my camera broke well it didn't brake but the battery's where dieing and it did not have enough power to take a photo. It really pissed me off because I could not find battery's anywhere and I was meeting some many Celebrity's that I could have been getting photos with I was bummed.

So I was just hanging out near this trailer smoking and along came Ed O'Neill best known for his role as Al Bundy in Married with Children he ask me for a lite and lit up a Phat joint, We just sat back and watched all these fans Geek out over Celebrity's and he asked me why I was so down, "I'm one of those Geeks my camera is broke and even if I meet them no one will believe me" He passed the joint back to me grabbed my Camera pulled the battery's out put them back in and took a Picture of us High as a kite then the Camera Died. "Well, I got to get back to signing seasons of Modern Family all see yeah later. 

I was happy that I had got two cool celebrity photos but I still wanted this camera to work cause I still had three more days here. So I was walking and trying different things and I slammed right into Ryan Reynolds getting out of his trailer. I dropped my Camera and it smashed. I was able to get the memory card that was in it so I didn't lose the few photos I did have. He looked down at me trying to pick up what was left of my Camera. "Dude don't worry about it come with me" he said. We went into his trailer he opened a Dresser drawer  and tossed me a Huge pack of AA Battery's and a Gun. It was not really a gun it was a camera that just looked like a gun I popped my memory card in loaded up on battery's "Thanks" and  I was off again to shoot the rich and the famous so to speak.

It was so weird, It's the most Vivid Dream I have ever had beside for the Teenage Triple XXX dreams of my youth.

YouTube SuperStar

I started posting videos on YouTube about 5 to 6 years ago, I had a different account then and I was posting lip sync videos and stupid Stoner videos but once I got a bit older I realize the tricks and tips to make videos go viral and get more then 10 views. I deleted my old account and Created MAXimumOverd0se

I first started doing my videos with a mask on and talking about anything and everything but that got old quick and it was not original. So I took the mask off and started doing Entertainment News story's. Twitter helped me with my video making so much. When ever there was a breaking news story BAM! made a video posted it with in days 1,000 views.I'm a nobody and too get the mass views and comments I was hooked

I'm working to get Youtube Partnership. I already make money using Google ad sense with Blogger and on my videos. The videos I post now are serious but there are the random ones I still have up that are.............

But I'm really hoping to turn it into something, Ether a job in Television or Radio I would love it even if I was a weather man. I just want to tell people the NEWS that matters. If you use Youtube and have an account be sure to search me and if you like what you see SUBSCRIBE

Leonard Nimoy-- The Lazy Song

Half-Vulcan, Half-Human

 

 All Awesome

"Live long and prosper"