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The Only Artist Ever

My wife is Currently enrolled in the Fine Arts program a St. Lawrence College in Brockville,Ontario. Art is her Passion. By following this link you can check out her blog http://theonlyartistever.blogspot.com/ where you will see more of her Art Work.
                                        

If you use Twitter you can Follow her at http://twitter.com/Laura_Nora and tell what a great job she is doing.

ode to my car

For the longest time me and my wife went without owning a Car, We know once we had my daughter that we needed are own set of wheels. I don't drive I don't even have my license, Yes I know 23yr old who can't drive HAHA!

Anyways back to the story at hand. We found a deal on a 94' Honda Accord. We went and checked it out it was in working condition so we bought it from this guy for $700 and all we had to do was put a new windshield in.

We had the Car and we where pumped then all the problem that come along with buying used started to happen we started leaking oil, Gas was leaking, Really loud. We got some stuff fixed but we don't really want to put lots of money into a car that is going to die on us soon. It works it got us from point A to point B with little to no SMOKE. We have taken it on some really long trips and the car has served us well.

Now that we are visiting my mother in law for the summer, A long ways away from home the car has decided it's not going to start, (It might be the Ful Pump) cause it's not getting gas. So now we are stuck with no vehicle and really no plans to fix it cause we know it is just going to break down again.

So I guess we are going to need to be looking at some new wheel in the next couple of months before September starts and I go back to work and my wife goes back to school.

Dick-Man

Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew is doing more Harm then Good.

Is Dr.Drew really helping these B List Celebrity's or is he just doing more Damage? First Mike Starr now Jeff Conaway, Any bets on who from that reality Series is going to O.D and Die next?

One on One with Paul Lemieux

R.I.P Jeff Conaway

"A Hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark Card"

Jeffrey Charles William Michael Conaway

October 5, 1950 — May 27, 2011

Jeff Conaway best known for his roles in the movie Grease and the US television series Taxi  He appeared in the Disney film Pete's Dragon and directed the 1992 film Bikini Summer II. 

Conaway also appeared with other celebrities in the VH1 reality series Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. The show revealed that Conaway was addicted to cocaine, alcohol, painkillers and user of prescription opiates. Conaway had suffered a back injury earlier in his career on the set of Grease while filming the "Greased Lightning" scene.

Jeff passed away  today at the age of 60 after being hospitalised and put into an induced coma after he was found unconscious following a suspected overdose.

 

I Clogged Your Toilet

Rhett and Link

MTV Live

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper: The Complete Saga

If you have been a reader of my Blog and been following from the very begining then you have seen at least one of my Tales From The Sh!t Keeper posts. Seeing as I have acquired a lot of NEW traffic, I thought my New readers should be able to see The Whole series without having to search though old posts and give me some feed back on it and see if it's worth doing more in the Series.

 

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper: The Complete Series

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper

 

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper : PART DEUX

 

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper : The 3rd.....TURD

 

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper 4 : Matches and Poop

 

 

 

 

 

I would like to take this time to thank ......

for taking the out of his day to not only to read but leave a comment on the Blogs I post. Most of the stuff I write is not that great or is about shit. I have 23 followers and he has 233 and he still reads other peoples posts. I think that is great.  If your a reader of my Blog you should Swing over and check out his (Kicking Rocks) I know this post will be read by him so Thanks dude, It makes me feel like what I'm doing here is not a Big waste of time.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil

The HangOver 2

I'm one of those people who watch all the trailers for movies that are coming out and most times I end up ruining them for myself because the trailers always show you the whole film. I wrecked "DUE DATE" that way. All the best scenes where shown in the trailer.

I'm a HUGE fan of the Hangover. I watched it with my wife when it hit theaters 2yrs ago I even instead of having a Bachelor party took my grooms men to see it on the Big Screen. I watch lots and lots of Comedy and this film is Number #1 one on my list of must see funny flicks right next to "SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL"

When I heard that they where making a sequel I was stocked and I have promised myself I would not watch the trailer for the Hangover 2. If I'm watching T.V and it comes on I flick the channel right away and even if I hear it I plug my ears. I have seen some stuff like Zac's Bald head and Ed's Tattoo and a monkey but that's it. I want my eyes to organism with tears of laughter when i see it in theaters on the 29th of July, I'm in a small town right now it takes awhile for NEW films to get here.

Clean up the POOP

Does Arnold Schwarzenegger have more Love Children?

Here’s the scoop: Over ten years ago Arnold had a child with a member of their household staff. Yes, you read that right. Someone on their staff! As in, in their house. After discovering this truth, Maria moved out of their Brentwood mansion earlier this year. the staffer worked for them for twenty years and retired in January. Her name hasn’t been released.


In a statement Arnold indicated, ”After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago.” He added, “I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.”


While it sounds like he may be ready for the scrutiny, Arnold requested respect for Maria and their four children. ”I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time. While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not.”

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper 4 : Matches and Poop

You know how they always say "Lit a match" in the bathroom to defuse the Stink, While it really works and I'm never going back to using a spray of any kind. I find when you use a spray it just ends up smelling like Shitty Flowers. With a match all you smell is a burnt match.

The Flintstones.......Reboot ?

SETH MACFARLANE to reboot THE FLINTSTONES

The creator of one of the most famous modern day cartoon families is about to join the animated brood that started it all.
"Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane has acquired the rights to reboot, on TV and film, "The Flintstones," that famous pre-historic family from Bedrock. MacFarlane, who has also created "The Cleveland Show," and "American Dad," is known for his raunchy take on pop culture and politics
"The Flintstones," premiered in 1960 and ran until 1966; its reruns have been aired ever since. It spawned years of spinoffs, including the 80's "The Flintstone Kids," as well as TV movies and live action films made in the 1990s.

#TwoAndAHalfMen - Ashton VS. Charlie

Antique Bottle Opener

I bought this bottle opener at a yard sale from an elderly lady. It looks to be hand carved. I looked to see if there where any  identifying markings to indicate where and when it was made, But there seems to be none that I can see. It seems old, I'm not an expert but I do watch a lot of American Pickers and when I seen it sitting there on the table of Nick Nacks I know I had to have it. If you know anything about it be sure to leave a comment below.

Movie's starring Rob Schneider

Obama has declared that Osama Bin Laden is Dead

 

President Barack Obama announced that the United States has killed Osama bin Laden, almost a decade after al-Qaida organized the 9/11 terror attacks on New York and Washington.

 

 

What's in the Basket?

Halloween & Star Trek?

Fun Horror Fact: In the Halloween Films Michael Myers mask is just a modified Captain Kirk (Star Trek) mask. What they did was rip the side burns & eyebrows off, puffed up the hair then took paint and sprayed it white & cut the eye holes to make them more round.