Kazaam (1996)

                                         

WiiView : Ultimate Band

Ultimate Band allows players to play guitar, drums, bass or be the front man in a band 

Ultimate Band follows the fortunes of an upstart rock band, with the player building the career of their customizable character, unlocking bonus songs, venues and accessories. Ultimate Band forgoes the use of specialized peripherals such as guitar and drum controllers, relying mainly on the Wii Remote and Nunchuk For example, to play notes on guitar on the Wii the player must press a button combination on the Nunchuk while strumming the Wii Remote up and down. 

The game features over 30 songs which comprise "a broad selection of current hits and all-time rock favorites" by "some of the biggest names in rock, alternative, popular, emo, and indie rock music" All songs are cover versions in order to better tweak the music to fit with the game, to self-censor explicit lyrics, and to allow both male and female vocalists.

 It's Guitar Hero without the Guitar

Tales From The Sh!t Keeper : PART DEUX

If you have not yet read my first Entry in the "Tales from the Sh!t Keeper" saga please do by following this link --->  Tales from the Sh!t Keeper

Public Bathrooms

If you do need to shit away from home most times your going to be using Public Toilets. Some places are nice and they give you those paper ass gaskets to cover the seat so you don't catch Herps or Crabs or what ever it is theses days that the kids are passing around like pokemon cards, But then there are other places that are just plain NASTY.  There are so many things about public shitters that get under feet.

I hate when you go to a line up of urinals to drain the lizard and someone comes and pisses right beside you, I always think is this guy a Retard don't he know there are rules for pissing next to another guy at a urinal. You will know your in a NASTY public toilet when your shoes stick to the floor when you walk away from the urinal.

Now to the shitting, most mens rooms have two or more toilets you can use, One is always a handicap. So most times like I said if your shitty away from your place of residents it's an emergency situation. You go open the door to the stall, look at the seat to make sure nothing was left beside by the visitor before you and sit on the crapper. As you do your business your most likely reading the most Dirty Raciest Shit that people have written on the walls and if you have a pen your writing something to top the last guy. Who the Fuck goes for a shit with a pen in the first place? Anyway most times people are coming in and out and if your a smelly fucker there smelling you. 

There are a few problems that may happen to you while your in there. The cracks in the Stall is so wide that you can see out and if people are looking they can see you cupping your balls. Also Someone may try to come in the Stall your in and you have to say "Someones in here" while you have a turd halfway out your arse. The worst I think is someone who comes and Goes into the stall right beside you and starts shitting and farting there ass off. Gross Dude, courtesy flush!. So the limber has been dropped of at the lumber yard and you taking care of the aftermath. You reach over to snag some Shit Tickets and there is non, What do you do?  I have yet to deal with this situation so I can't comment on that as of yet but Most time when your taking care of your business the toilet paper is ether to thin that you have to roll it 100 times just to be sure there is no hand to ass contact or the paper only rips off in little squares which is almost impossible to wipe your ass with.

If you guys got a kick out of this or my other SH!T Tales let me know and I'm sure I can come up with a few more.

The Bum Bum Song

Paying Tribute to Tom Green

DVD Collection

I have 6 drawers on my side of the bed I use 3 for DVDs 

Alf protects my Stash

Air Farce Actor & Comedian Roger Abbott Dies

Canadian actor and comedian Roger Abbott has died, Don Ferguson of CBC's Royal Canadian Air Farce said Abbott, 64, died Saturday night at Toronto General Hospital, 14 years after being diagnosed with chronic lymphocytic leukemia. He kept the progressive disease secret from all but a few close friends and family until a week ago, Ferguson said. "Roger was the guiding light of Royal Canadian Air Farce since it began in 1973, and all of us who have had the honour of working with him and the pleasure of knowing him will dearly miss his kindness, generosity, integrity, leadership and wonderful sense of humour," he said.
Abbott, Ferguson and Luba Goy were part of the original troupe that began the political satire on CBC Radio in 1973, and they were together for the final episode on television, a New Year's Eve special Final Flight!, filmed at CBC studios in downtown Toronto and broadcast in 2008.

Born in Birkenhead, England, Abbott moved to Canada in 1953, arriving in Montreal with his parents and sister. He attended Loyola High School, where he met Ferguson, and in 1963 went on to study at Loyola College, now Concordia University. Some of Abbott's most memorable impersonations on Air Farce have included former prime minister Jean Chrétien, CBC chief correspondent Peter Mansbridge, singer Leonard Cohen and the misogynist TV critic Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me. "Political satire is supposed to be politically incorrect — that's the point!" Abbott is quoted as saying in his online biography. "Even if a joke is politically incorrect, if a joke is really funny, the audience won't filter the laughs. They may feel guilty about it later, but they'll laugh." Abbott was featured in a segment of Air Farce called A Politically Correct Minute, in which his character poked fun at efforts to change some of the lyrics to Canada's national anthem — in all thy sons command — to make them more inclusive: "A more acceptable phrase would be, in all thy gender-non-specific-spousal-offsprings command," he quipped. A CBC biography series quoted Ferguson as saying that working together was like a marriage — "For better or worse, we're going to stick together," to which Abbott added: "And just like a marriage, there's no sex."

Abbott has received numerous awards for his work, including 15 Actra awards, a Juno and the Governor General's Performing Arts Award and was honoured with a star on Canada's Walk of Fame.

Talking SkateBoard???

Nintendo Kid

I don't remember the day or how old I was when I first placed my hand on the controller for what I thought was the coolest thing since sliced bread but once I had it in hand I never put it down and became a gamer. Some of my favorite games for the NES where Castlevania, The Adventures of Link, Bubble Bubble and of course the Mario games. I was always a Fan of Super Mario 2. It was totally different from 1 and 3 maybe that's why I liked it so much. Between me and you I always used Peach because she could do that flying hover thing. I still own an NES  it is even in the Box it came with when it was bought in store instructions and all.

Growing up I never had lots of $$$ so I was stuck with the NES for a longtime. finally I got an Super NES I was once again blow away. In my eyes Nintendo kicked ass and Sonic could blow a goat for all I cared. I remember sitting in front of my T.V for days playing Super Mario World and every time I got hit and lost my Yoshi I would be so pissed and stomp like a little baby. I'm not into RPG games much I find that to be a GEEK thing but one of my friend show me Super Mario RPG and I was in Heaven I would have to say I beat that game more then a dozen times. There where other games to that I liked for example Clay Fighters,Donkey Kong Country , Mortal Kombat and there was this Power Rangers game that my cousin had that I loved too.

Then came the N64 is was almost like a gift from the Nintendo gods, The first game I ever played for it was Wave Race and I had no idea what I was doing the controller was new to me and I found it hard to use it took me some time to get the hang of  it. I liked Mario Party but I never like the Mario World on the 64. One game I did like was Wrestlemania 2000 me and my friend Justin would play that for hour kicking ass and taking names. I liked to make wrestlers I would spend for ever doing that. If I was not choke slamming someone or driving a sea-doo I was James Bond and killing peeps with the Golden Gun. Golden Eye is one of the best N64 games to ever be made for a home console.

The GameCube came and went, I never own one but I do own Two games which I can play with my Wii. The games are cheap so I look for cool ones and try and snag them for the Wii. But as the years passed I just stuck to played the 64 waiting for the next great thing from Nintendo....

Then the Wii arrived I was much older by this time and did not have a parent to buy it for me so I did not get it for the longest time. But a few Christmases ago my lovely wife Laura  got it for me. It was as if I had all the old systems packed into this new one and I did not need to worry about cords or anything it was so sleek not only that games such as Mario Kart let me play online with people all over the world it gave me a challenge. I also like the cheap no guitar needed game called Ultimate Band it's a Disney game and the New Super Mario Bros, I like that you can play 2-4 players at the same time but it's so hard when everyone is going & doing the same thing as you. You can also use the internet and download classic games from Sega and NES to your system. I like the Wii Sports  it very simple but very fun. I'm just waiting to see what Nintendo puts out next.

Cleansing your T.V set & Wii Tennis

I bought a 47' flat screen a while back and was so happy to be rid of my large beast of a T.v I had before. I loved it but it did not take long for my daughter to start touching it with her dirty hands and sticky play dough to the screen. I went out and bought an inexpensive cleaning kit but it just made the screen look worse. I tried using a baby wipe and a soft cloth to buff it with after the screen was washed and it seemed to work well, But I wanted to know is there some product I can buy that will bring the Screen back to the way it was when I first got it.

Also on a little side note my right arm is just killing me from playing Wii Sports Tennis, I'm really getting into it hardcore. It's so bad that I had to put my safety strap back on because my swings where getting way to aggressive & I was scared that my hand would get sweaty and my remote would slip out and fly right out of my hand & straight into my 47' flatscreen. I would hate to end up like this guy.....

Twitchell Trial - Filmmaker Turned Killer

Filmmaker Mark Twitchell, is shown in courtroom sketch on Wednesday March 16, 2011

Mark Twitchell is accused of dismembering a total stranger in the style of T.V serial killer Dexter, 

The blood was everywhere, according to evidence entered at Twitchell's jury trial, which began last week and is to resume Monday in Court of Queen's Bench. It stained the cement of the alleged kill floor in large, ugly patches, defying ammonia and other chemical cleaners. It seeped into the teeth and joints of his knives, saws and other butcher tools. It was on his pants, in the stitching of his hoodie, in his car, on his computer keyboard, on rolls of paper towel, on scissors, on a meat cleaver, on a hockey mask, on a tiny tooth fragment. It was on the walls and on the cleaning supplies. There was blood on the makeshift metal top of his alleged kill table. It was on a heavy duty carving kit, typically used by hunters to chop up moose and deer. There was blood on the caper knife, the skinner knife, the fillet knife, the butcher knife, the shears, the saw and on a hefty, two-pronged carving fork. Blood saturated the end of a copper pipe prosecutors say Twitchell used to club his victim, Johnny Altinger.

"It's almost blood-soaked," said police evidence analyst Nancy Allen. While the blood has been the story's thread, the tale is still about two men, each trying to reinvent himself, allegedly crossing paths on the Internet with horrifying results. Altinger was a 38-year-old pipeline inspector who lived alone in a ground floor apartment. He was entering middle age, lived in a tiny space with a tiny kitchen, a TV and video games and nothing on the walls. He was looking to connect with someone. In the fall of 2008, he was on an Internet dating site and it was there, say prosecutors, he thought he found a woman named Jen, but in fact had found Twitchell. Twitchell, suggests the evidence, was at the time a man-boy in his late 20s, obsessed by comic books and "Star Wars," making low-budget movies and reading and watching TV shows about Dexter, a fictive vigilante serial killer. He was married with an infant daughter, living in a tiny house in the suburbs. He was a film school graduate and had made a movie based on "Star Wars," but was still on the outside looking in. He'd had a sales job, hawking security systems, but that lasted less than a month. By the fall of 2008, well over a month before Altinger died, prosecutors say Twitchell decided to go in a different direction.

He began buying items on the Internet -- a meat cleaver, handcuffs, a steel barrel, a stun baton. He popped over to Canadian Tire and Home Depot to buy numerous rolls of duct tape, plastic gloves and drop cloths. He drew sketches of a table topped in sheet metal, big enough to play billiards on.
He rented a garage for $170 a month behind a house on the city's south side in a quiet neighborhood of lazy, curving streets and keyhole crescents. In late September he shot an eight-minute movie in the garage with some buddies. He wrote the script. It was about a man cheating on his wife who is lured to a remote location, tied to a chair, tortured to reveal his pass codes and is then murdered.
A week after that, say prosecutors, Twitchell turned that script into reality, posing as a woman on an Internet dating site to lure a man to the garage on a Friday night. But the victim refused to stay on script, fighting back and escaping. That man didn't go to police. A week later on Oct. 10, prosecutors say, Twitchell lured Altinger in the same way and this time was successful. In death, the Crown says, Altinger was denied dignity. Twitchell cut up the remains then tried to burn them in a steel barrel, prosecutors allege. But the bones, like the blood, wouldn't go away. The fire raged but the remains remained. Police later found the charred arm of a pair of eyeglasses at the bottom. So Twitchell, they say, took what was left and dumped it down a sewer, where it remained for almost two years before police fished it out. The telltale smoking gun document, say prosecutors, will be a computer document written by Twitchell that chronicles in gory detail and in his words, "my progression into becoming a serial killer." Crown prosecutor Lawrence Van Dyke has told the jury he suspects the defence will claim the kill diary is in fact a lurid, but harmless work of fiction. Twitchell, meanwhile, signalled on the trial's first day how he will explain away the blood and burned body parts. He pleaded not guilty to first-degree murder, but offered to plead guilty to a reduced charge of interfering with a dead body.
The Crown rejected it, but the inference was clear: Mark Twitchell may have dealt with Altinger's corpse, but he didn't take his life.

Film Review : Knight and Day (2010)

Knight and Day is a 2010 romantic action comedy starring Tom Cruise as Roy Miller , a spy on the run, and Camerson Diaz as June Havens, a car restorer. This is Cruise and Diaz's second on-screen collaboration sense Vanilla Sky. June (Diaz) is at an airport heading home, a man (Cruise) bumps into her a few times and tries to keep her from getting on the same flight as him. Roy is under FBI surveillance; The FBI believe that Roy and June are working together, So they put her on the flight with Roy that is full of armed men. Roy shoots his way out of trouble and tells June that she is in danger. June wakes up at home the next day, miraculously. FBI agents pick her up and start asking her questions about what happened aboard he flight. Roy snatches her up from the FBI's grasp and a transcontinental chase ensues with Roy convincing June that he's the good guy, protecting an energy source that a rogue agent wants to sell on the black market. Can she trust Roy? and will trust matter when the bullets start flying? Knight and Day is a glamorous and sometimes deadly adventure where nothing and no one - even themselves - are what they seem. Amid shifting alliances and unexpected betrayals, they race across the globe, with their survival ultimately hinging on the battle of truth vs. trust.

This was a good time at the movies, I bought it on DVD and I'm glad I did cause it was just great It had me laughing and really getting into the action. It was a nice little combo. Cruise is Nuts he pulled this role off just great. I was reading somewhere online that Adam Sandler was first cast as Roy but declined saying he could not see himself with a gun. I do recommend going out and Renting or even Buying this film you won't regret it. I give it 2 thumbs up.

The Febreeze Mom

It's so gross that she smells her sons sheets. The face she makes is awesome cause you know she smelt something right nasty, like her sons dirty ass. Take a shower and wash your sheets fool.

CHUCKY : Reboot of the Franchise

According to MGM sources the remake of the original CHILD'S PLAY which has been rumored since 2007 is finally going to happen. Writer Don Mancini, who has written all the "Chucky" films has already penned the script. The hold up was due to MGM the owner of the original film and Universal Pictures who owns the sequels not being able to hash out a deal on who would own the rights to the remake. That apparently has been hashed out because we are hearing that the film, who will star the legendary Brad Dourif as the voice of CHUCKY the doll, The film will begin production sometime later this year with MGM being in the driver seat.

The film will be titled CHILD'S PLAY and although many have speculated that it will indeed be a remake it is being talked about more as a reboot of the franchise. This will not be a shot for shot remake of the original film according to Don Mancini. This will however be a darker and more sinister film like the original was. Don't' expect Tiffany and Glen or that over the top comedic nature to be present in this film.

Big Can of Beefaroni

Sucker Punch Explodes March 25

Close your eyes. Open your mind. You will be unprepared.

"Sucker Punch" is an epic action fantasy that takes us into the vivid imagination of a young girl whose dream world provides the ultimate escape from her darker reality. Unrestrained by the boundaries of time and place, she is free to go where her mind takes her, and her incredible adventures blur the lines between what's real and what is imaginary.

She has been locked away against her will, but Babydoll (Emily Browning) has not lost her will to survive. Determined to fight for her freedom, she urges four other young girls—the outspoken Rocket (Jena Malone), the street-smart Blondie (Vanessa Hudgens), the fiercely loyal Amber (Jamie Chung) and the reluctant Sweet Pea (Abbie Cornish)—to band together and try to escape their terrible fate at the hands of their captors, Blue (Oscar Isaac), Madam Gorski (Carla Gugino) and the High Roller (Jon Hamm)

Led by Babydoll, the girls engage in fantastical warfare against everything from samurais to serpents, with a virtual arsenal at their disposal. Together, they must decide what they are willing to sacrifice in order to stay alive. But with the help of a Wise Man (Scott Glenn), their unbelievable journey—if they succeed—will set them free.

                                           

Release Date: 25 March 2011

Genre: Action | Fantasy

Cast: Jon Hamm, Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Abbie Cornish

Director: Zack Snyder

Writers: Zack Snyder, Steve Shibuya

Studio: Warner Brothers

Laundry Master

There is really only one down fall of living in an apartment building, Sharing! I have 2 washers & 2 dryers that I have to share with 15 other people so sometimes it can be quite a battle of the Dirty clothes. The worst thing is I live on the 3rd floor so I always end up going all the way down to the basement and into the Laundry room with my soap and clothes and all of the four machines are used. So I drag my fat ass back up the stairs wait an hour or so then go back down and again all the machines are closed for my dirty boxers. I hate it so much. That is why I always end up letting the laundry pile up and do it all in one day.

So here is what I do. I run to the bank get $35 bucks in change a roll of quarters and a roll of loonies. I take two loads down with me. Toss clothes into both washers put $1.75 in each and press start. It does it's thing for 26 minutes. I come back up stairs set my stove clock alarm when it beeps I go back down toss the wet stuff in the dryers put a $1.25 in each press start wait 60 minutes and Repeat the whole cycle again untill all the clothes are washed & dyed. It's a pain in the ass but that way I don't have to worry about getting F*cked over and can get all my clothes washed in one day.

"I'm the Laundry Master. I've mastered the Laundry. I wish I had some clothes right here, right now, I'd pour soap all over um"

X-Rated Vader

Click the image to see what I'm taking about and experience the full creep effect

Extreme Police Brutality

I was shown this video of a couple of girls getting into a drunken brawl on St.Patrick day. The video is shot from within a car and it's sideways but what needs to be seen is seen. a Police officer beats a female with a baton then pepper sprays her and after all that he then pulls her by her pants & slams her into the ground. On the video it looks that her face smashed into the pavement. The young girl did not seem to present much of a threat to deserve a beating of this magnitude. What the hell  is wrong with officer? I really,really hope he is charged for his CRIME and  fired from where over he is policing.

Bunny Horror ?

I stumbled upon this video randomly and I have to say it is very,very random but all let you decide for yourselfs what to think of it.

 Happy Easter 

Fern Gully : The Last Rain Forest

If as a kid you never got the chance to see this movie you missed out BIG time. It's a fun, sometimes Dark film about magical inhabitants of a rainforest called FernGully that fight to save their home that is being threatened by logging and a polluting force of destruction called Hexxus.

When your a kid you don't notice the ALL STAR voice talent that most cartoons have. This film is pack with big name actors. The photo above is of BATTY who is voiced by non other then the great Robin Williams who also voiced the Genie in Aladdin. Here are just some of the other greats in this movie. Tim Curry (Rocky Horror Picture Show) Christian Slater (Pump up the Volume) Samantha Mathis who was also in Pump up the Volume and Broken Arrow along side Christian Slater. The great Stoner team CHEECH & CHONG also give live to characters in this classic children's tale. I think some of the best parts of this besides for Robin Williams is Rapper Tone Loc voicing Goanna.

If I had to compare this movie to any other I would have to choose AVATAR. The first time I seen it all I could think was that James Camron was ripping of Fern Gully and Pocahontas. There was a sequel Fern Gully 2: The Magical Rescue but it was a huge flop in my eyes.

The music in the Original is awesome BATTY RAP is Epic and so is TOXIC LOVE

If you have not seen it, See it. Also there are to other films around the same time that you should check out if you liked this one. The first is "We're Back" and the second is "Rock-a-doddle" both of those remind me of being a kid and singing along to all the songs.

Vintage Cartoons

A friend of mine just posted a Super old but Super cool Classic Cartoon on Facebook and it totally took me back to being a kid. Here is the Vintage Toon she posted.

It not only made me smile but it got me thinking about other Older cartoons I watched when I was young. So I went to the place you go when you need to find a video of just about anything...Youtube and here are some that I found that I had thought where lost forever.

I also came across JERKY TURKEY. It was and still is one of my Favorite Holiday themed Cartoons. I feel bad for kids theses days, They will never get to experience real Toons, all there going to get from this day on is 3D and CGI.

I also liked this one particular CASPER cartoon and of course Youtube had it

 I could sit here all day and keep posting Classic's to this Blog entry but I'm not going to but what I am going to do is leave you with one more Jewel from my good Friend Felix the cat. 

If there's a Classic from your childhood you want me to check out just leave a link or Title of it in the comment section.

Gimme back that Fillet-O-Fish, Give me that Fish!

Woke up & really wanted a Filet-O-Fish from MacDonalds. Even know I have never had one before. All the commercials and Billboards are planting it in my mind that I don't want a Filet-O-Fish I need a Filet-O-Fish.

The Filet-O-Fish contains a battered Fish patty made mostly from Alaskan Pollock  and/or Hoki, half a slice of Processed Cheese and 30g (1 oz.) of Tarter Sauce (made with Dill relish and seasoning) on a steamed bun. 

You know that looks Yummy.

Even know it sounds & looks pretty gross and the fact that it's fish from MacDonald's I still would like to try the Filet-O-Fish just so I can say I was brave enough to try it.

Gimme back that Fillet-O-Fish, Give me that Fish

"Lunch Lady Land"

Mel Gibson’s ‘The Beaver’

Directed by Jodie Foster. 

You know her she was Clarice in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

Dallas Green : City And Colour

 

  

Galaxy Cinemas @ Brockville...I got a Bone to pick with You!

I have a major bone to pick with the Galaxy cinema in Brockville,Ontario Canada. When I moved here I was excited to see that the city was not as small as I thought it was and that it had everything MacDonalds, Wal-mart and a Galaxy Cinema.

I'm a scene card member. Whats that means for people who don't know? It means that every time I use my Debit card I get points & once I have ranked up 1,000 points I get a FREE movie. Bonus! So I started seeing movies on the regular, They only have one 3D screen and that's OK because I understand that they might be a Galaxy, but there still a small theater. Anyways I seen a few 3D films and Halloween was coming up and Saw3D was coming out I was jacked, I'm a huge Saw fan and to see it in 3D was going to be Epic. I get there, walk to the counter and say "All have one for SAW" the lady looks at me and says "Sorry SAW is not in 3D because Jackass is taking up the 3D screen" it was a little downer but it was OK. I went and saw SAW in 2D and it was just as good. Then it went down hill from then on. I seen a trailer for Drive Angry starring Nicolas cage and I was more then Excited being a Cage fan, So I kept looking at the online schedule and it was not appearing to be coming the day that it was set to be released in theater. The only movie that was playing in 3D was Justin Bieber : Never Say Never. BARF! I didn't think anything of it, I just thought Bieber is a money maker Drive angry will come shorty after.....I was wrong Bieber played here in Brockville for over a month, Not only did it play for a month but in Two differnet versions it played. It really pissed me off that I never got to see Drive Angry in 3D.

After that whole missing out on the Cage film I was jacked to hear that there would be a new movie coming out called SANCTUM and it was Shot in 3D, As you can tell by Now I'm a huge Fan of 3D it just adds a little something to going to the movies. So I seen the trailers online and T.V & I was ready to go cave diving along side these guys. But of course it never came to the Brockville Theater and this time I don't understand why because there where no other 3D films playing at the time. I feel like they need to really get there shit together there. People may say "Well there only a small theater with 6 screens they can't possibly play every movie coming out this year" They are sort of right but at the same time there not, Even if they just played it for a Week then moved on that would be ok ,but not showing the film at all that's a bunch of BullSh!t

It was my birthday yesterday and I really wanted to go and see PAUL starring Seth Rogen and the Dudes from Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. So I got the the Galaxy Cinemas @ Brockville Web page to see what time it was playing and I was not surprise to see that its not playing. I looked through the schedule for the upcoming days and still no PAUL. What is going on there? I Tweeted PAUL and here is what he had to say about the whole mess.

PAUL: Sort it people or I will be paying you a visit & it will be #ProbinTime!

 

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You got to Love the 90's

On March 18th 1988 at 10:45 am I was Born.

I'm 23yrs old today

I went to Google to see what celebrity's I shared my Birthday with and here is the list I came up with

Charlie Pride 

Dane Cook

Mike Rowe

Seymore Butts

Vanessa Williams

Queen Latifah

 Adam Levine

Film Review : Bulletproof (1996)

Bulletproof is one of my Favorites, It came out in 96. It's am action/comedy starring Damon Wayans (Mo Money) & Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore) The plot is Archie Moses played by Sandler is a small time crook working for a large drug importer and car dealer Frank Colton. He is unaware that his best friend Rock Keats played by Wayans is an undercover cop, actually named Jack Carter, seeking evidence against Colton. During a raid on Colton's warehouse, Archie accidentally shoots Jack in the head but he miraculously survives and makes a full recovery. Archie then flees the state, and is subsequently arrested later. Jack is assigned the task of returning Archie to testify against Colton.

 When Bulletproof  hit theaters it grossed $6,014,400 its opening weekend placing it at #1 at the box office. At the end of its theatrical run, it pulled in $21,576,954 domestically, and $1,035,000 from foreign areas for a worldwide total of $22,611,954.  Bulletproof was directed by Ernest Dickerson who also directed  JUICE starring Tupac & also NEVER DIE ALONE starring DMX. If you have never seen this movie you need to so funny. It's one of thoses films you can watch over and over and still laugh just as much as the first time you seen it. I give it 2 Big thumbs and 5 Stars. This is Adam Sandler at his best.