Laundry Master

There is really only one down fall of living in an apartment building, Sharing! I have 2 washers & 2 dryers that I have to share with 15 other people so sometimes it can be quite a battle of the Dirty clothes. The worst thing is I live on the 3rd floor so I always end up going all the way down to the basement and into the Laundry room with my soap and clothes and all of the four machines are used. So I drag my fat ass back up the stairs wait an hour or so then go back down and again all the machines are closed for my dirty boxers. I hate it so much. That is why I always end up letting the laundry pile up and do it all in one day.

So here is what I do. I run to the bank get $35 bucks in change a roll of quarters and a roll of loonies. I take two loads down with me. Toss clothes into both washers put $1.75 in each and press start. It does it's thing for 26 minutes. I come back up stairs set my stove clock alarm when it beeps I go back down toss the wet stuff in the dryers put a $1.25 in each press start wait 60 minutes and Repeat the whole cycle again untill all the clothes are washed & dyed. It's a pain in the ass but that way I don't have to worry about getting F*cked over and can get all my clothes washed in one day.

"I'm the Laundry Master. I've mastered the Laundry. I wish I had some clothes right here, right now, I'd pour soap all over um"